I can’t stop laughing omfg.
IM GONNA PISS MY PANTS
OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
AND I JUST
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when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like
john oliver is really not fucking around
FACT halloween was created in order to train kids for the SKELETON WAR
I no longer fear death
there’s so much going on in this gif
"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."
“but why are french people so rude!!" you ask
it’s because our national symbol is a cock
so we can’t help being dicks
this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke
you can put this device on any surface and it will actually type. like. this is a hologram. a HOLOGRAM. I CAN TYPE WITH A HOLOGRAM NOW.
its sold by Brookstone and fucking damn it is the most fascinating thing i have seen in my life so far holy god
Wait wait wait is this like a you hook it up to a computer and type on the light and then words?
yup. simple bluetooth hookup and boom. you’re done. you can now type on your desk with a hologram to send texts, make notes, do literally anything a keyboard can do.
Woah. Woah. WOAH
It’s sold by ThinkGeek too! But it is quite expensive
every day we get closer to Tony Stark
I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS
trying to figure out someone else’s shower
He wouldn’t have been pecked to death! Oh my god, this man was risking getting his arms, legs, ribs and possibly his skull broken!